I have not seen the gf for two weeks and tonight I will see her again.
I cannot wait.
Because I have two weeks of washing that needs doing.
Aww- It Valentines Day
Feb 14, 2014
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I was about to say, "So what?" But then I saw this:
:)
On Friday 14 February 2014 18:53 ARW wrote in uk.d-i-y:
What type of tombstone would you like? I'm sure with the combined efforts of the group we could make one for you...
In article , ARW writes
You haven't washed your c*ck for 2 weeks?
'Ello luv, just came to dump me load....
"Ello luv"? Since when was I a Cockney:-)?
Since you started saying "Gor blimey guv, strike a light".
:-)
Nor have I cooked it. Tonight when she reaches gash mark 8 I put the pork into the oven.
She want flies with that?
Jim K (from the sin bin :-D)
On Friday 14 February 2014 20:05 ARW wrote in uk.d-i-y:
You've been in London a couple of weeks - it's long enough to speak mockney...
do what? leave it out Tim!
Jim K
after all that time in London, you might be speaking like the locals!
On Saturday 15 February 2014 00:41 John Rumm wrote in uk.d-i-y:
Romanian and italian?
Da!
No Cockneys in the West End!
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