We've an apprentice, he's a lovely lad. But he moves at the pace of a glacier, I don't think he's ever put more than a hour in between breaks/lunch/bog visits, he can comprehensively f*ck up the simplest of tasks, we don't even get him to brew up.
The guy who visits him from the training place is here, unbeknown to me he had previously tasked him with carrying out a hazard assessment of his working environment and I quote, "He has done a very good job of highlighting ALL the hazards..." *
Good to see he has some skills then, he's plainly in the wrong job.
- Naturally i'm expecting a panning here as it sounds like we have him working in a death trap.