Apprentice about to take paternity leave

[Marland]

And make more babies with other females

GH

[Cursitor Doom]

Why?

[Steve Walker]

What is its intended purpose? Bonding with baby, helping the mother out in those first weeks, getting some diy done on the nursery, or even just not having to go to work completely shattered through having stayed awake for two days and nights from the first signs of labour and then being kept awake every night since?

SteveW

[Graeme]

'bonkers'

:-)

[whisky-dave]

Because the time off is meant to benifit the new baby or mother in the act of support and not really meant so you can follow you favoutite football, cricket or even band on tour.

[mechanic]

Such activity will quickly lead to another single parent family.

[whisky-dave]

What makes you think that ?

[harry]

Ah well he'll get stoned to death and end all your problems.

[whisky-dave]

Interesting that it was in the past. In the UK here you'd be executed for many crimes including stealing food because you were hungry, and if as a women you gossiped too much you'd have a metal cage put on your head. But of course even today if you know the right people you can get away with almost anything.

But did you see the bit about Stoning is not prescribed in the current version of the Quran. Not that it is a very good or acurate site but I guess if yuo find a couple of lines you agree with it's worth supporting.

[mechanic]

It won't go down well with the new mother.

[whisky-dave]

I wouldn't be so sure.

[Cursitor Doom]

Aha!

[ARW]

He no longer works for us.

Stormed out of work yesterday and quit.

This will of course mean that he is thrown off the apprenticeship scheme unless he gets another job.

[bert]

But harsh on the poor girl.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

In a different life the useless office girl married a wanker called Mr Patel who worked for the same company and was quickly banged up. He said that he wanted a big family. Like they do.... She was on paid maternity leave and on holiday when she miscarried. Mr Patel quickly banged her up again. She again claimed paid maternity leave and the gaffer told her to f*ck off. She took it to the CAB who supported her. Gaffer told the CAB and her to f*ck off. She f***ed off. So did Mr Patel.