So I finally got around to fixing the drip from my tub spout, which meant cutting out a chunk of drywall in the closet on the other side. First thing staring back at me was a pair of locking pliers still clamped on the pipe coming out of the wall. Not a scratch on them either, looked like they'd been hanging there since the Nixon administration.
I'm guessing whoever did the rough-in used them to keep the pipe from twisting while they threaded on the spout elbow, then just... walked away. Or maybe they pinched it shut to hold pressure while the rest of the rough-in got finished. Either way it worked so well they decided the pipe coud keep it forever.
The funny part is that pipe has probly been gripped in steel jaws longer than I've been alive. Loosened them off, pulled them free, and the line looked totally fine underneath. Replaced the spout, no more drip. Anyway I now own a free pair of Vise-Grips. Worth the drywall patch on its own honestly.