What kind of saw should I use to cut off my husband's penis? I want the job done quick and easy with minimal mess. Once it's off, it goes down the toilet where the penis of a filthy cheating man belongs.
Mary S
What kind of saw should I use?
Jul 08, 2009
12 Replies
Why don't you join a swingers club and get over it.
A woody saw.
marys snipped-for-privacy@twitter.com wrote in news:85e8555lu1oactksr4jvtp8lnt457ufshu@
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A boning knife.
A bone saw, GEEZ!
TDD
marys snipped-for-privacy@twitter.com wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
If he's a wimp, a butter knife will do.
No! You need a tally-whacker saw.
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AZ Nomad wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@ip70-176-155-130.ph.ph.cox.net:
Where's Billy Mays when you need him?
Hmm, What saw? Use your nails or teeth!
Just what you are looking for:
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Yeah... she needs some Ka-Boom!
Mortimer Schnerd, RN mschnerd at carolina.rr.com
Regardless of what type of saw you end up using, if you have a garbage disposal, I recommend that you use it rather than the toilet, which might become clogged. That would be inconvenient.
Rather than a saw, however, I would use a sharp knife, for the speed with which it would work. Perhaps an 8" chef's knife. If you buy a new one, it will still have the factory edge on it. Unless you plan on making a habit of this behavior, you needn't get an expensive one. However, if you think you would use the knife repeatedly, I recommend a Wusthof.
Cindy Hamilton
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