I was tortured by nuns when I was a kid which made me decide it was a bunch of crap. When I grew up I started my own religion called Earthism. I call it The First Church Of Earth. When a Jesus Freak would ask me about it, I would tell them, "I'm sorry, it's a sin for me to discuss my
religion with anyone outside my faith. You wouldn't want to make me a sinner now would you?" They would then ask, "well how do you get to be an Earthist?" My answer, "You're chosen." Usually when I'm approached by one of those irritating Christian proselytizers, I tell them I'm a Satanist and practice Satanism. At one time I had a black cape I'd put on to answer the door when they would come through the neighborhood knocking on doors. I would answer the door and in my most evil voice would ask them if they would like to participate in a Satanic ritual because we need a sacrifice. This usually sent them running or getting off them porch posthaste. The same ones never showed up again for some reason. ^_^
TDD