Today is our last day on Earth

How did you decide this. Since it is Mayan, shouldn't the time of end of the world be based on midnight in the time zone that encompasses the ruins of the temple?

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My wife told me I should take the day off because it was our last. I responded that 1) I'm not Mayan and 2) If they're so smart, what happened to them? Seems they had the end of their calendar a few (tens) of centuries off.

Nothing, there are still 10s - maybe 100s - of thousands around.

Well you better start making your confessions. Did you ever lech after your schoolteacher?

They are still here. They live mostly in Mexico. They still speak Mayan and do Mayan stuff. You can go see them any time you like.

But then one of them may have dug your garden.

Hmm, Are you direct descendant of Mayan?

ote: >In article , > December21= @2012.com wrote: > >> Today is our last day on Earth! >> Tomorrow, December= 21, 2012 the world will end. >> This is a list of the times the end will o= ccur in North America, as well >> as Greenwich mean time / Universal Time (= GMT / UTC) >> >> Be sure your clocks are set accurately. > >How did you dec= ide this. Since it is Mayan, shouldn't the time of end of >the world be bas= ed on midnight in the time zone that encompasses the >ruins of the temple? = My wife told me I should take the day off because it was our last. I respon= ded that 1) I'm not Mayan and 2) If they're so smart, what happened to them= ? Seems they had the end of their calendar a few (tens) of centuries off.

The Mayans not smart? They invented mayonnaise, didn't they?

I hope so because I have s*it to do tomorrow. I can use the extra few hours.

This is really important to me since it would be VERY embarassing to be the only person left on earth because I got the time confused.

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Wow, best line this month!

If a fellow blushes in the Yucatan, and nobody sees him, is he embarrassed?

Not true, I saw a 2013 calendar on Amazon:

snipped-for-privacy@2012.com wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

o gawd.....o gawd......o gawd!!!!!

DANG!, the world's still here! I can tell because of the pain. O_o

TDD

That, or "call in dead".

Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus

Wow, best line this month!

Those Mayans just wanted to squeeze a little extra money out of the world before it went it away. Nicely played, Mayans.

Since today is the last day, I wish to express my love and concern for all of you. You have been wonderful to me, and I hope to see you on the other side. Please remember to pray for me, and read the Book of Mormon. This may be my last message.

Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus

Be sure your clocks are set accurately.

Times are in STANDARD TIME. If you're location uses another form of time, convert accordingly.

Good luck!