The United States was just sold to China

Mar 20, 2010 13 Replies

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godbless 16 years ago

March 20, 2010

China just purchased the United States of America. The sale took place early this morning, when president Obama accepted the offer to trade the country to China in trade for complete ownership of the Toyota company. Obama said in a private interview, that the US needs Toyota more than it needs our country.

All Americans are being warned to remove all American flags within 24 hours and to replace them with the flag of China. Obama warned all Americans that if they are not driving a Toyota, they must destroy their car and buy a Toyota before April 1, 2010. Anyone who does not comply will have their drivers license revoked and face 20 years in prison.

God Bless America and China

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EXT 16 years ago

Boy, are you mixed up. If China mandated the brand of auto you must drive, it would not be a Japanese car, there is animosity between the two countries. They would want you to buy a Chinese car to keep their masses employed at a $1.00 per month.

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JIMMIE 16 years ago

Huh, why would China want us to buy Japanese cars?

Jimmie

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Stormin Mormon 16 years ago

You know, this is totally believable. Ten years ago, I'd have said absurd. But, now, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

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Oren 16 years ago

I'm shocked, absolutely stunned! Somebody is being arbitrary and capricious.

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Ed Pawlowski 16 years ago

Could be worse. China could buy Wal Mart and really control the country.

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Oren 16 years ago

China is after all our Silver. Not mine but they need Silver, so I read.

Now, China wants to lift the ban on how many children families can have. They have or are about to run out of females...

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Eric in North TX 16 years ago

Maybe we could send them all our phags, we have too many, & they obviously aren't happy with our country or they wouldn't bitch so much. China could then be a very stylish country, with good hair.

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Saxman 16 years ago

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Please send them Obama Bin Nuttin!!!

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RonB 16 years ago

Another sterling example of how the internet can be used to spread horseshit at the speed of light!!!

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Bob F 16 years ago

Amazing what conservatives will believe.

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harry 16 years ago

No, they're gonna round up American women & send them to China.

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Higgs Boson 16 years ago

Don't be too hard on the poor guy. Just typical tea-bagger talk.

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Stormin Mormon 16 years ago

Yeah, stuff like lower taxes stimulate the economy. Hogwash like that, you mean?

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