I got a little too drunk last night (you know, christmas is near). Anyhow, in the middle of the night I went to the bathroom and stepped on my cat. I heard a squish and the juice came out of the cat. How do I rejuice it?
The Juice came out
Dec 21, 2003
5 Replies
Gee Chris I thought mormons didnt drink, well keep drunk chris and pump up tat pudy cat
Go to the meat department of your grocery store, and ask for a turkey marinade syringe. That will be most useful.
When this happened to me, I took the cat to Build a Bear. It wasn't the same, but it worked.
Try that expanding foam Great Stuff, thats what its made for , stuffing. be carefull to much and pussy will look fat and have bulging eyes, Let us know how it turns out.
Hold your hand over it's mouth and nose, and just blow it up through its ass.
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