Have you seen that appliance touchup paint that comes in a small
container and has a tiny brush inside. Well, it's not just for your
Buy the pure white type, and make your smile as white as white can be.
Simply use a paper towel and dry off your teeth. Then apply this paint
to your teeth using the enclosed brush. Spread it evenly. Wait a few
minutes for it to dry, and give a second coat.
You'll have the whitest smile in town for only a few dollars. Bests the
high cost of having your dentist apply teeth whitener, and is much more
white too. Have a friend take your photo right next to your
refrigerator and you'll see your smile and your refrigerator match in
Works great for rednecks with black and brown teeth. And if you're
missing front teeth, you can always paint a few dried corn kernals and
superglue them to your existing teeth. Works every time.