This "adventure" just started last Friday with a citation notice. Some idjit neighbor complained about the kid next door's SafeLite van being parked too long in front of "his" house - the complainer is a freaking squatter from what I know, allowed to live in the foreclosed property by the bank until it is sold - and the code enforcers came out and wrote citations as far as their eyes could see. I was but one of many.
I believe the intent is roughly the same as when parents say to unruly kids in the backseat on a long drive: "Don't make me come back there, you'll ALL regret it!" We're all regretting it.
I've never had a problem with mud or drainage. The soil here has a very high clay content and the stones that didn't get snow-shoveled or raked away are deeply imbedded in the dirt. The problem is that grass grew up between the gaps and caught the attention of parking
I'm working out all those calculations and talking to neighbors who have fallen down the same rabbit hole. There's actually still enough pea stone embedded in the dirt that it probably satisfies the code. The problem is that we've had a remarkable growing season and the grass has become lush and is growing up through the pea stone that's left. I used Roundup today to kill all the grass, hoping that may be enough to get "the man" off my back.
But I know that paving or concrete are the real solutions. Unfortunately they are also the "real expensive" solutions. I want to save my pennies so I can eat when the Chinese economy collapses and drags the whole world into another bottomless financial pit.