The vast, vast majority of 'em have never -ever- celebrated Independence Day. Don't really comprehend the concept.
It has become National Asshole Day. A Grand Competition to see who will be the first to burn a neighbors house down.
Extra bonus points question: What does it mean when: 1.) Everyone and they uncle is celebrating like crazy, everywhere you look. 2.) A Glass Eye, that just *happened* to be mounted inna Duck's Arse, could Plainly, Plainly See that there's Absolutely Less Than Nothing to celebrate (at least on a national level). ???
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