This just appeared on rec.humor wow hauntings from 1995! has to be a record,
>> Greetings and Salutations:[>>....snip....]
>>
>> The "New Phrase" and "Old meaning" can be changed as appropriate :-).
>> Found in my office with the titles "Management" and "Personnel receiving
>> 2% raises".
>
> how do u say "kiss my [epithets delted]"