Warning: this joke is so bad it may cause physic damage. It is inspired!
Q. Why did the lifeguard not swim out and save the hippie?
A. He was "too far out man".
OT: bad dad joke
May 31, 2017
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And it gets worse!
A traveling salesman tried to sell a farmer a bicycle. The farmer said he really did not need a bicycle. He was planning on buying a cow.
The salesman responded "you'd look mighty silly trying to ride a cow!"
The farmer responded "Not as silly as I'd look trying to milk a bike!"
:'(
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