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*?Sixty is the worst age to be,? said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!??Ah, that?s nothin?,? said the 70-year-old. ?When you?re seventy, you can?t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin? comes out!?
?Actually,? said the 80-year-old, ?Eighty is the worst age of all.?
?Do you have trouble peeing too?? asked the 60-year- old.
?No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.?
?Do you have trouble crapping?? ?No, I crap every morning at 6:30.?
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, ?Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at
6:30. So what?s so tough about being 80???I don?t wake up until 7:00.?