Naughty sounding questions asked at hardware store...

Bill · 2005-09-13T13:08:31+00:00

I once worked in a hardware/lumber store and heard some funny questionsasked at times, mostly by women....Where is your caulk?I need some caulk.Where can I find a stud?Guy asking new female cashier: Where are your nipples? (small pipe) Femalecashier gets ticked off.Old lady comes in, tells young female cashier up front she needs a screw,so female cashier walks her to back of store. Then female cashier standingbehind lady says "Bill, this lady needs a screw. Can you help her?"Lady says she needs a plug.I say "male or female?"She says "What's the difference?"Me (blushing): "Well I'll just show you." (I show her male and femaleplug.)Lady (now blushing too): "Oh I get it!"Guy comes in and asks female cashier if she has a "6 inch hole saw". Guys standing around crack up laughing, cashier wonders whythey are all laughing.Others?

Sep 13, 2005 24 Replies

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Mort Guffman 20 years ago

I used to work for Ace Hardware. When a woman would come in asking to have a key made the old guys would always ask "So you want new-key"?

Mort

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equalize 20 years ago

1-800-370-WOOD

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Bill 20 years ago

Thought of a new one. I'm working on installing a wood stove and bought some caulk which is rated to 500 degrees.

So send the wife to the hardware store and tell her to ask for some "hot caulk"...

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Steve B. 20 years ago

Not to worry. She's been here looking for that before

The hardware store guy

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Stephen King 20 years ago

Steve B. wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

Did you give her any?

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