Kill the wife and marry the mouse. Then you'll have smarter children.
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My Spouse Let A Mouse In The House
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Your Spouse that Let the Mouse In The House is a LOUSE.... I think you should DOUSE that Mouse with her BLOUSE...
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New superconducting variation on the magnetic water softener ploy. Howeve, this technology also has the additional benefit of allowing you to do self- MRI scans, if your willing to sit in the drum.
Gary Dyrkacz snipped-for-privacy@comcast.net Radio Control Aircraft/Paintball Physics/Paintball for 40+
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Think cat.
You can even borrow one.
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First, decided which is more of a problem: the mouse or the spouse.
If the mouse let the spouse in, get a cat (Bengal tigers are nice). Spouse traps are heavy and the bait tends to be expensive (but diamonds work well). Be sure you don't get trapped yourself.
There are plenty of ways for a mouse to get in that doesn't require them to be "let" in (I've seen them get in under closed garage doors, up the garage door and into the attic, and from there it's not hard for them to get into the house near furnace and A/C ducts.
Gordon L. Burditt