The tv weather reporter tonite said that it's so cold outside that even snowmen are shivvering. How do I warm my snowman? Should I use a regular blanket, electric blanket, or an electric heater? I dont want my snowman to freeze!
Jimw's enquiring mind pondered thusly:
Ya gotta get nekkid and rub your warm body against your snowman!
Loren
On Wed 14 Jan 2009 08:32:16p, Jimw told us...
Invite him inside to sleep in your guest room. Don't be surprised if he leaves before you get up in the morning.
Jimw wrote in news:7matm494vf9c8pcqme9sun6o9b3479b42k@
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Get a 12-pack. Consume and piss on him when you gotta go.
Bring him inside
He'll wet the bed,put him in the crib with the baby cause it has rubber sheets. Jr
Rap with heat tape Jr
I have never heard of Heat Tape. Is he a friend of Ice Cube?
Put your brass monkey outside. When his balls freeze, then it's time to take action as outlined by the savants above. Cheers,
Joe
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