It's that time of year. Time to get out the chainsaw and cut up a few
forests for the ol' wood burner. But we all know from cutting logs
that the leaves are falling, and this is what brings us to this
This is a warning I want to pass along. With people raking all their
leaves out onto the streets for the sweepers to collect, it should be
known that drivers should NEVER drive over these leaf piles. While
those piles appear to be nothing but innocent piles of leaves, there
are children playing under those piles. Every year hundreds of
thousands of children are killed while playing in piles of leaves out
in the streets of America. Children whose parents are passed out in
their homes from excessive alcohol consumption and or drug abuse. It
is estimated that in the ghettos of most large American cities, one
out every 10 piles of leaves contain at least one child. Most of
these children are alive (until you drive over them), but a few are
already dead when you approach. The solution is to avoid driving over
piles of leaves in the street. If you are infatuated with driving
over leaf piles, it is not that difficult to create a leaf pile in
your yard. When completed, simply lock your brat kid in their
bedroom, chain him or her to their beds to prevent window escapes,
slug down a couple 12 packs of Bud, and have a demolition derby in
your front yard with the leaves being your target. It's never been
this much fun, and remember, if the pile of leaves wins, it's time for
you to leaf your car and go have anudder case o beer. Be sure to let
da kid out of da bedroom someday when yun gits sobeur.
*** Always Drive Savagely ***
*** Be Curtsyous to your Fellow Readneck Driver an Never Display Your
Rifle on Public Highways, Unless Someone Gives You Da Bird or a Turkey
It's Official Ammunition Stocking time......
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