Why people like you post stupid questions like this amazes me. The
solution is nothing anyone can do on this newsgroup. If you cant get
along with your neighbors, call the police !!!!!
Otherwise fence your yard or move .....
I had my kid at a park once and this guy let his dog shit right in front
of where my kid was playing.
I raised hell with the bastard and he followed me home. When I tried to
chase him off he hit me with a baseball bat.
I had him arrested and charges but he turned out to be a cop.
Appointed by Ronald Reagan.
Cops treat their dogs better than kids.
Now when dogs shit in my yard I just have to clean it up.
The cops put guns to my head and invaded my property without warrant
One more maggot got killed today. THats GREAT!!!
Death to the christian government
Keep some Cannon Crackers (large firecrackers that make a BIG BOOM) near
your front door. When a dog is depositing doodoo on your lawn, simply light
a couple and throw them at the the dog. Most dogs will be so scared they
will never bother your lawn again.
Whatever works! Des
Every couple of weeks, put up a realistic-looking sign that says
"Pesticide Application. Harmful to Children and Pets. Keep Off The Grass"
That should not only keep the dogs away, but should also keep noisy kids
-- Steven L.
They tell you to "go fuck yourself" while letting their dog shit on
your lawn and you just sit there and take it? I could see if you were
a 70 year old lady, but damn...sounds like dog shit is the least of
your problems, Ken.
Maybe join a health club or see a shrink about getting some self
I think waiting until they just leave, then picking it up (still steaming)
and throwing it at the back of the dog owner's head would be nice --
perhaps while thoughtfully saying, "Here, you forgot something"
snipped-for-privacy@KILLSPAMMERShotmail.com (vairxpert) wrote in
Just what do you advocate?
There ARE laws against assaulting people and ones against cruelty to
animals.You could end up going to jail yourself.
Besides,assaulting a dog owner with his dog present may get you attacked by
the dog.(and rightfully so.)
make up a sign
deposits will be returned with interest
then scoop up a few and drop them at the entrance to either
the main apt door or the apt mgrs door preferably with a note
saying .....these belong to one of your tenants
We have a solar-powered, battery backup electric fence. An animal (or
human) will only touch it once (I did!). A stray dog touched it and
it yelped running in the opposite direction. I saw a squirrel do a
back flip once. The charger was about $100, and it has been running
for over 10 years without attention.
A Google search for "electric fence chargers" or "electric fence energizers"
will get you a good selection of options. Or, if you live anywhere near a
rural area, the local farm supply stores such as Tractor Supply Company or
Southern States Cooperative should also be able to help. Actually, TSC is a
pretty cool place and is also online (www.mytscstore.com). Here's a good
solar fence energizer:
I have a fairly powerful unit around my pasture to dissuade my sheep from
exiting, and while I'd not classify the shock as "painful". it certainly is
a jolt that gets your attention. <g> It depends a great deal on the
dampness of the ground. Worst time was when I backed up into an elevated
wire & got it in the back of the neck while standing in a wet spot. Felt
like somebody hit me in the head with a 2x4. Never did *that* again <g>.
I can't imagine such an installation in an urban area. Jim's probably right
about impending litigation.
True (although I wouldn't be happy about it even with the poop scooped).
Which leads me to wonder - in order to allow dogs, is the apartment building
landlord required to provide outside space for them? Worth checking into..
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