One of these days, we've got to design a high power, low flow model. Wiht a
screw auger waste movement system, and compressed air delivery system. The
Blamoflush 2000. Take a dump, and flush this baby, and you'll see manhole
covers down the street lift up about six inches. 1.6 galons per flush, but
the 10 SCFM compressor needed to operate it gets kinda noisy.
NASA installed one, and that's why the space shuttle was so far off course
that one time... someone pointed it out the side of the shuttle and pulled
the flush handle.
Got to be careful, if your neighbor gets a Blamoflush 2000, you need to
install a check valve on your soilpipe. Otherwise, if you're sitting on the
pot when your neighbor flushes, you'll need a towel to dry yourself off.
Christopher A. Young
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