Stormy and his wife are dining at a table in a plush
restaurant, and the he keeps staring at a drunken lady
swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," he sighs , "She's my ex-girlfriend. I
understand she took to drinking right after we split
up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?"