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You'll need it in gardenbanter. gardenbanter has been a broken sewer pipe of solicitations for help with ill conceived school projects, self-serving advertisements, and moronic adolescent humor that is spewing into the American newsgroup rec.gardens. While there is no way to censor this unsolicited crap, it is revelatory that ukians don't complain about the degradation of a bulletin board, that reflects poorly on the nation as a whole. If you have any gardening questions, I strongly recommend you go to uk.rec.gardening, where there are real gardeners who are familiar with U.K. growing conditions. rec.gardens, and rec.gardens.edible will try to assist with gardening questions, but because of gardenbanter's history, you may face some animosity to your posts.

You don't have to get those messages. I disallowed all messages originating from gardenbanter. I only get them when someone replies to the idiots.

Can I get my SPAM in cans please? At least that is edible in an emergency or can be barter material for trading with Hawaiians.

its not spam? just thought id let everyone know