Well, yesterday I looked out the window and there was a squirrel
around in my garden... I have been working on it for the last two
and some of the veggies are just starting to come in. I don't want any
thieves messing with it. It is fenced, and any literate squirrel should
that he/she isn't allowed there. ...... Probably a Mexican
I opened the door and shouted at it to go away.... no reaction.
I picked up a rock and threw it at the little bastard(bitch?) ....
It just sat there, 20 feet away, staring at me. I could tell what
thinking...... 1) I am faster than you are.
2) I can climb trees better than you
3) I am smarter than you are
4) Fuck you !!!
I reached behind my door, pulled out my .177 air rifle, and
shot his furry little ass dead..........
In doing so, I taught the squirrel a valuable lesson. A lesson that
learned many years ago.
"If you underestimate your competition, and provoke him, you may
get your furry little ass shot off "
( Exerpt from " The World According to JungleAndy" )
I just wanted to share my yesterday adventure with you......
No... I didn't skin , clean, and cook the squirrel.
I am leaving him in the garden so that his brothers and sisters will
garner some wisdom from his plight........ As of now, I have seen
no evidence of any other squirrel ( or rabbit) strolling thru my
........ crows either.....
Yes, Joanie had gone into town at the time, and , no, I don't plan
tell her about it....
Andy in Eureka, Texas