A new genus of weeds is creeping up behind my house on Mt. Washington in Northeast Los Angeles, California. Dubbed, Weeds of Steel, Ferronus Altissima, the image on this web page
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documents a typical growth of this vigorous flora. These weeds are immune to standard herbicides and integrated pest management techniques. Ergonica, in consultation with Dr. Yucca, is currently researching various mechanical tools that may effectively control the rapid spread of this noxious species. Note that all native flora in the proximity are destroyed by this devastating plant. Ray Cruz, Mt. Washington Resident