What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer
5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest.Feel free to add to the list.
1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face.