On 7 Apr 2004 21:18:55 -0700, email@example.com (Hank
Hank, are you French??? Gras in French means fat. I eat fat too but
my doctor says I should eat less of it. But I got to admit, the
proper marbling of a nice rib-eye steak is delicious and one of my
favorite things to eat. But I guess in your case it might be
Stuart Pedazzo...but you can call me Stu!
I hate to feed the trolls but here goes:
A lawyer was driving up to a toll booth in NJ when he saw a man eating
grass on the side of the higway. He paid his toll and pulled over to
the man and asked what he was doing. The man told the lawyer that he
was so down on his luck that he had to eat grass. "Get in the car" the
lawyer told the man. "I can't, I have a wife and kids living under the
bridge". "Bring them too", declaired the lawyer! They all jumped in
"But wait a minute" the man screamed. There is an old grandfather on
the other side of the bridge. Can we bring him?" Sure, tell him to
Jumping into the car they were thankfull that their souls had been
"We can't thank you enough" the man declaired. For taking care of all
of us how can we thank you?
"No problem" the lawyer exclaimed. "The grass at my house has got to
be a foot tall............................"
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