Lock/Knocker/Letterbox

[Gummo]

That reminds me; I must get that mockingbird I'm after at the market in Belfast, shy boy.

Gummo

[Martin]

I'm not generally shy - though I wouldn't risk saying something like "my acroprop is new", even in this DIY group, for fear your mockingbird mis-hears and mimics me in an Irish accent, saying "my aphrodisiac is you"....

[Gummo]

You'd be learnin' the blues since the wife knows I do believe in love.

Gummo

[Martin]

Well - you should be grateful for a wife like that... I hope you remember to say "thank you, stars".

[Gummo]

That's it Martin - you blew the last seed from the dandelion (not a Melua tune as far as I know).

I enjoyed that wee diversion.

Gummo

[Martin]

Hi Gummo. I did wonder if you might come back with "Mornington Crescent"....!

But thanks to you too. And to the DIY community here for tolerating this thread...!!

[Gummo]

Ha! Never heard of it - well done Martin.

Gummo