Lock/Knocker/Letterbox

[Gummo]

Anyone know where I can get one of these?

Gummo

[Gummo]

Got one, thanks - call off the search.

Gummo

[Martin]

That would make a good song title for someone like, er, Katie Melua...

[Gummo]

That's the closest thing to crazy I've ever seen.

Gummo

[Martin]

Oh, sorry. Must be that time of the month, so I blame it on the moon.

[Gummo]

More likely too much lilac wine.

Gummo

[Martin]

But I'll sober up before I'm on the road again.

[Gummo]

Make sure you're sober or you'll end up half-way up the Hindu Kush.

Gummo

[Martin]

I'd need to get fit for that - perhaps I'll train crawling up a hill first.

[Gummo]

Just take it piece by piece at first.

Gummo

[Martin]

Alas, I couldn't even complete the first piece - I reckon there were nine million bicycles in the way....

[Gummo]

I cried for you when you spoke of your blues in the night.

Gumo

[Martin]

Ah, I thought I heard a faraway voice, but dismissed it as a tiger in the night.

[fred]

In article , Gummo writes

For the future, where did you get it?

[Gummo]

Gummo

[Gummo]

I hope that giant spider's web is strong enough to hold it.

Gummo

[Martin]

So long as I keep it dry - it's been ok with penguins and cats, but I think it's going to rain today

[fred]

In article , Gummo writes

Thanks

[Gummo]

Don't worry, it'll be just like heaven if you don't get your blue shoes wet.

Gummo

[Martin]

I could get some cheap Spanish wellies - it's Market Day in Guernica....