MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because.....
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because....
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel
terrible( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they
agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
I don't put things away because ...
I will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they
invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and
become a wrinkled up crusty ol' Man loving crusty ol' women !!!!
And mine is working fine!