Then there's the burgler in a dark house and he hears a voice saying 'Jesus is watching you.' Burgler shines his flashlight around and it lights on a parrot who says 'Jesus is watching you.' Burglar says 'Phew, only a parrot.' Parrot says 'I am not *only* a parrot, my name is Moses' Burglar says 'What kind of idiot would name his parrot Moses?' Parrot says 'The same kind of idiot that named his Rottweiler Jesus'
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