OT/ When it is funny, I share.

[Robatoy]

There has been a meme on the internet about Chuck Norris. Chuck made a list of his favourites...some awful funny stuff here..

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris=92 beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn=92t lifting himself up, he=92s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris=92 hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn=92t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. (My favourite... cracked me up)

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

[Lee Michaels]

"Robatoy" wrote

There has been a meme on the internet about Chuck Norris. Chuck made a list of his favourites...some awful funny stuff here..

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris? beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. (My favourite... cracked me up)

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

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Reminds me of that classic jeff foxworthy joke.

You might be a redneck if an episode if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. (For the uninitiated, this series stars Chuck Norris.)

For more you might be a redneck jokes see,

[nailshooter41]

Some of those are pretty funny. Even more funny if Chuck is in on the joke.

I like the new Tecate commercials, the ones running for about a year now. They have Will Lyman of "Frontline" fame voicing the video of the the world's most interesting man.

They show him freeing a grizzly from a trap and waving goodbye to him.

He deep sea fishes like Ernest Hemingway. They show him whooping it up with someone that looks like Castro in the '60s. He surfs killer waves.

And the voice overs are great: "It is said his blood smells like cologne."

"His beard alone has experienced more than most men's bodies."

"He never says anything 'tastes like chicken'; not even chicken."

My favorite: "The most interesting man comments on 'rollerblades' " Tthe man turns from two enchanting women, looks at camera and simply says "no".

Robert

[tom_murphy]

I don't watch much TV so I have never seen those, but I love the radio spots. My new favorite is this one: "The OUJA board asks HIM questions". Haha!