OT: HUMOUR

I became Senior Citizen a few weeks back. A couple of days ago I went out celebrate on my own. Next day , I went to confession. The priest said 'Tell me your sins, my son." I told him what had happened. "I went to a bar for a quiet drink, and I got talking to two young ladies, much younger than my 65 years, and very friendly, And, well,Father, the upshot was that at the end of the evening, they invited me back to their apartment for a nightcap. and, well, I ended up having a night of fantastic sex with

22 year old blonde twins!' "When was your last confession, my son?" said the priest "I've never done one before, Father" says I "And why's that?' said the priest "Well, I'm a Protestant" "Then why are you telling me?" he said "Because I'm telling everybody!"
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Limey Lurker
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I became Senior Citizen a few weeks back. A couple of days ago I went out celebrate on my own. Next day , I went to confession. The priest said 'Tell me your sins, my son." I told him what had happened. "I went to a bar for a quiet drink, and I got talking to two young ladies, much younger than my 65 years, and very friendly, And, well,Father, the upshot was that at the end of the evening, they invited me back to their apartment for a nightcap. and, well, I ended up having a night of fantastic sex with

22 year old blonde twins!' "When was your last confession, my son?" said the priest "I've never done one before, Father" says I "And why's that?' said the priest "Well, I'm a Protestant" "Then why are you telling me?" he said "Because I'm telling everybody!"
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Limey Lurker

It must have been a really rare and amazing event for you if you had to post it twice. and not just because of your age and the number of participants.

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Curran Copeland

"Curran Copeland" wrote

Many ISP's "burp" and post multiple times. Rarely do OP's post twice.

The only exception to that if there is something wrong with the feed and it doesn't show. And again, it is the powers that be that run the newsgroups, ISP's, etc.

And it is a very common event.

Reply to
Lee Michaels

Actually, it's more rare that you didn't bother to look at the time stamp of the two postings and realize that they were identical and that he didn't post it twice, the system double posted.

Reply to
Upscale

re-read subject of post. then try to find the sense of yours.

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Joe

Too bad it is not a funny as this one:

I became Senior Citizen a few weeks back. A couple of days ago I went out celebrate on my own. Next day , I went to confession. The priest said 'Tell me your sins, my son." I told him what had happened. "I went to a bar for a quiet drink, and I got talking to two young ladies, much younger than my 65 years, and very friendly, And, well,Father, the upshot was that at the end of the evening, they invited me back to their apartment for a nightcap. and, well, I ended up having a night of fantastic sex with

22 year old blonde twins!' "When was your last confession, my son?" said the priest "I've never done one before, Father" says I "And why's that?' said the priest "Well, I'm a Protestant" "Then why are you telling me?" he said "Because I'm telling everybody!"
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Robatoy

Wonder if Google's been playing with character sets?

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Larry Blanchard

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