Subject: Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at
loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he
"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread
located on the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an
excellent view, just as he thought.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two
loaves, as he is "having company for dinner."
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other
customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin
After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder "why
the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men
Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly
man, "Is it
raisin for you too?"
"No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."