"[LEXINGTON PARK, Md.] A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a
mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend... The man who made the 911 call
said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power
tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the
"I'm gonna use my reciprocating saw next time," the man said. "We'll finish
Muslim bystander heard to mutter "Hmm..."