JOAT Diplomacy is the act of saying, "Nice Doggie" till you can find a big rock to bash in his skull.
- Unknown
had i ever given my lovely spouse a cleaning caddy for christmas, i would have surely pre-deceased her, rather than the other way around. :-)
martin caskey millers island, maryland
J T wrote:
JOAT posts:
Sure it would. Something like a dozen years ago, I built a similar project, as a trunk caddy, for Craftsman At Home. Mine was roomier and better looking (I had sense enough to use hardwood plywood, shape the ends and use a piece of dowel for a handle).
That is most definitely an under-sink outfit.
Charlie Self "Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind." George Orwell
That is yet another prescription for a broken nose. Your sense of humor is truly frightening, JOAT. wince, jo4hn
;-)
snipped-for-privacy@webtv.net (J T) wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@storefull-3158.bay.webtv.net:
But she doesn't drive a Caddy....
Patriarch
JT,
Are you a divorce attorney who is trying to drum up some business
-- makesawdust
Tue, Dec 28, 2004, 2:25pm (EST+5) snipped-for-privacy@aol.comnotforme (Charlie=A0Self) says: Sure it would. Something like a dozen years ago, I built a similar project, as a trunk caddy, for Craftsman At Home. Mine was roomier and better looking (I had sense enough to use hardwood plywood, shape the ends and use a piece of dowel for a handle). That is most definitely an under-sink outfit.
Ah, I see what you're saying. OK guys, Charlie says fancy it up, and "then" give it to the wife for Christmas.
ROTFLMAO
JOAT People without "things" are just intelligent animals.
makesawdust asks:
Nah. What he is is single, so he doesn't have to dodge the left hooks and right jabs.
Charlie Self "A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground." H. L. Mencken
Tue, Dec 28, 2004, 9:38pm (EST+5) snipped-for-privacy@news.diybanter.com (makesawdust) insults me with: Are you a divorce attorney who is trying to drum up some business?
Hey, I put up with a lot of crap here, but I draw the line at being called an attrney.
JOAT People without "things" are just intelligent animals.
There's a professor from George Mason University, Dr. Walter E. Williams who indicates that his approach to gift giving is to walk around the house and find things that are needed, then make those gifts to Mrs. Williams (since he was going to have to buy them anyway). My favorite comment on his part was the year he gave Mrs. Williams golf shoes. No, Mrs. Williams doesn't play golf, but on cold winter days when she is out washing Dr. Williams car while he is watching football, he was concerned that she might slip on the ice in the driveway, so he thought the golf shoes would help prevent that. He's a hoot to listen to, and I don't believe a word of it
-- no man who did that would survive [literally, as in live past] the first year of marriage.
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