Thu, Apr 12, 2007, 4:35am (EDT-1) email@example.com (Upscale) doth
<snip> I'd have been tempted to duct tape her to it as an introduction.<snip>
If you ever decide to do that PLEASE let me know, it'd be more than
worth the cost of the trip to see that.
The other day, on a preview for one of the upcoming judge shows
they ran a ctip with a woman saying, "I duct taped my husband to the
bed, so he wouldn't move while I talked to him".
Today's kids have it too easy. For $2.98 they buy a scale model of an
atomic submarine. No need to tinker or think! That boys, is where
the kick is.
- Weston Farmer