Thu, Apr 12, 2007, 4:35am (EDT-1) email@example.com (Upscale) doth
<snip> I'd have been tempted to duct tape her to it as an introduction.
If you ever decide to do that PLEASE let me know, it'd be more than
worth the cost of the trip to see that.
The other day, on a preview for one of the upcoming judge shows
they ran a ctip with a woman saying, "I duct taped my husband to the
bed, so he wouldn't move while I talked to him".
Today's kids have it too easy. For $2.98 they buy a scale model of an
atomic submarine. No need to tinker or think! That boys, is where
the kick is.
- Weston Farmer