2 Apprenticeships Available

[BAF]

business, NO Money!

Here's a chance for you to learn from an expert how to start, promote and run your own profitable woodworking business; and for 3 more lucky people, tuition is absolutely, totally, free.

"This program truly is the quickest and easiest way to get started, get profitable, and stay that way forever!"

I need your help, you need my help, let's work together to get your business going! Go to this website to find out more about me and how you can become my apprentice.

Woodworking Business Apprentice

"It pays to learn from someone that's "actually" done it!"

Good luck!

PS - If you email me, I may not get your message for weeks, so go to the site if you have any questions.

Woodworking Business Apprentice

[Ray]

I'm sooo interested! If only your links worked I would be one click away from owning my own woodworking business...

[Dave Hinz]

Um, Ray? Don't you already own your own wooddorking business?

[LRod]

Seems to me I recall you wrote previously:

I guarantee you, it will never be FREE again!

Goddammit! You said it would never be repeated! How many friggin' lifetimes are you talking about?

Now shut up and go away.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

[Dave Jackson]

I just filled out his web apprenticeship form with a long line of obscenities! Man, that was fun! Maybe he'll get the point. I think I'll submit another form just to make sure! Hell, if anyone else wants to join in, click his link and go to the bottom of the page and click on "agreement form" then proceed to fill in your own obscenities where it says "name" "address" etc. What a hoot! --dave

[mac davis]

Complaints-To: [e-mail]

mac

Please remove splinters before emailing

[Mike Patterson]

This is a fun way to reply to twits like this:

Patterson Please remove the spamtrap to email me. "I always wanted to be somebody...I should have been more specific..." - Lily Tomlin

[Mark & Juanita]

I guarantee you, it will never be FREE again!

Well, you know fruit flies live for what, 2 hours? So, in fruit-fly lifetimes, he has been pretty restrained in his postings.

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