Totally OT but had just to share this one:
It's the list of excuses which really got me...!
Totally OT but had just to share this one:
It's the list of excuses which really got me...!
My Granny wouldn't have believed it, she didn't think women could do that!
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Women drivers!
Is this related to the "Essex Flange" thread?
Well that could explain why women are such bad drivers. I had never thought of that possiblity.
I would have thought this is very much on topic for a DIY group.
You mean the dripping one?
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Mind boggles... "Mrs Chapman cried throughout the hearing and the court was told that she had suffered severe weight loss since the incident."
Miranda's Miraculous Weight Loss Program... coming on a motorway near you soon.
One has to wonder at the mentality of the lorry driver who phoned plod in the first place. I expect it would be the last reaction on the minds of most witnessing such a sceptical. Don't suppose his first name was....?
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It made The Sun who published a picture - the most unlikely looking person to have done such a thing.
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I would think you would be complaining about the driver grassing on her!
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Well I would not have grassed her up.
But who, apart from herself, would want to?
Well I wouldn't have thought they could drive and do that either.
Makes you wonder how many men are doing the same though given some of the driving I have seen there. Since I don't have a big lorry to see from I just have to wonder. My mind will boggle the next time a car passes me on the motorway ( driven by a man or a woman)
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I consider most drivers to be wankers anyway :-)
Dave
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I was driving down the M6, not sure where, when I looked in my mirror before pulling back into the fast lane (that's the one at the left hand side of the motorway) to see the driver had a rampant blonde sat on his lap facing him. She was all over him and I suspect she was down below as well.
Dave
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Oh! Perlease.
You spelled Cuming wrong :-)
I know. so did I, but how do you tell a speel chucker something it is too naive to understand?
Dave
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Dave
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So the police got her by the short and curlies or were they too late?
mark
Jim K
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