Whilst my grammar might not be perfect, I consider in reasonable - and I have a spell checker.
The e-mail had the following errors;
Pentangon (it's Pentagon). chatham (Chatham). hhigh footfal directiry pentangon awear pentongon limted companys baords companys bussiness
Do I want to advertise with someone who can't spell & has no grasp of English? Tough call.
I guess they know your advert will be read by the local chavs and school dropouts, so are letting you know your ad doesn?t have to be grammatically correct, as none of the people who read it would notice.
Maybe something along the lines of:
Attention all mouth breathers, crack heads, scratters, tards and Jeremy Kyle/Trisha fans,
Are you too dumb to work out how to open a plug to change a fuse, Not sure which way round to hold a screwdriver, Think assembling an Ikea Billy bookcase is akin to building a space shuttle, Don?t know which way to turn the stop c*ck when your house is flooding from a burst pipe, Think you need a part P certificate to change a light bulb, Think DIY is what you do when the missus won?t let you on the nest?
Then call the Medway Handy Man out, He can fix what you are too thick to understand because he didn?t leave school at 14, after 5 years of playing truant.