These call centres you get through to these days often end up with asking: "Is there anything else i can help you with"? I usually say can you come around and mend my washing machine.
Usually I get a laugh at the other end and the voice seems to cheer up a bit. Sometimes they think i'm a nutter and actually explain they cannot provide that service.
Any other amusing responses to being asked that same old boring question that people use or can think of?