He bought paint, a knife, a shovel, weed control fabric, builder's aggregate and a chainsaw from a hardware store

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under the patios are so 80s.

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ARWadsworth
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An IQ of 70? Ffs.

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grimly4

If he'd been a true Yorkshireman he'd have sold the chainsaw on ebay

Owain

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Owain

If he'd been a true Yorkshireman he'd have sold the slippers on ebay

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Zapp Brannigan

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>>> Bodies under the patios are so 80s.

Brighter than Dennis though...

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The Medway Handyman

fireflies are brighter than Dennis

Owain

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Owain

as are his garden gnomes.

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ARWadsworth

In article , ARWadsworth writes

He should have put him under decking, think of the alliterative headlines for that . . .

It's for reasons like this that I gave a way my ball peen hammers years ago, sometimes the temptation is too great . . .

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fred

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