Floor tiling

[PeteZahut]

Just about to embark on tiling the bathroom floor. At the moment there is lino laid loosely over hardboard sheets which are nailed to the floorboards. Wifey wants tiles placed down. Whats the best way to go about this, should I take up the lino and the hardboard, leave the hardboard, take up all the floorboards or even run away and find a less demanding woman? She doesnt want a step into the bathroom so laying thick plywood as a base is probably a no no to start with. Thanks for any help Pete

[smudger]

A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available. The priest says: "Holy sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed." "I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold." "OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard." Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold." The priest says: "Don't worry Sister, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket." Another ten minutes pass and the nun speaks up again: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night." "You're right says the priest. "Get your own blankets." Then run away Fasttttttt Smudgere

[smudger]

A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available. The priest says: "Holy sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed." "I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold." "OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard." Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold." The priest says: "Don't worry Sister, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket." Another ten minutes pass and the nun speaks up again: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night." "You're right says the priest. "Get your own blankets." Then run away Fasttttttt Smudger

[Dave Jones]

Take up lino and hardboard, lie down 10mm ply over floorboards screw about

300 mm apart, lie tiles on top, don't worry about step wont be noticed. and trim door!