The quarterlight. The wind was howling once I reached any speed above 30mph. The quarterlight on the Transit was loose. The noise was dreadful; you couldn't have a conversation. I applied silicone sealant and fixed the glass in place with an aluminium strip screwed to the frame. Success: total.
The shelf. I wanted to make a big fancy shelf longer so I could put a CCTV monitor next to the telly. I got a quote of £220 so I DIYed it. The hardwood front edge and the multiply shelf were fine, but I guessed the colour in the shop so when I'd stained it it was much too light. I bought some more stain and guessed the colour again. This time it was much too dark. I've draped a doily over it. Success: woodwork yes, final appearance a total balls up.
The shed door. I've never made or fitted a door before. I made a good strong door frame and a good strong door. I bought a Yale rimlock for £14 only to find that virtually any key would open it. I then bought a five lever deadlock. I've never fitted a mortice lock before. Success: apart from the waste of the £14, total. But I guess I was saving about £1 per hour by this DIY endeavour. The door works perfectly though. I'm amazed.
The stairlift. It creaked terribly. The problem seemed to be at the top of the stairs. I decided one floorboard was to blame. I moved one of the track's feet to the adjacent tread. This cured the minor squeak but left the major one. A small quantity of oil on the track fixed that. Success: total but I bet if I'd just oiled it it would have been good enough, so I reckon I wasted two hours.
The short path. An area of lawn had become a muddy track so I laid some slabs. Because of the topography the geometry was a bit confusingly three dimensional, but in the end it looked fine. I have a giant angle grinder thing with a diamond blade, and it cut the slabs like butter. Nearly took my leg off as well. Success: total and all the more impressive when you realise I didn't have to go to A & E.
The noisy door. It's a heavy fire door with an automatic closer thing. The closer thing had come loose after 30 years and was making a racket and the door was slamming. I repaired and refitted the closer thing and put some draught proofing strip around the door frame to cut the noise down. The main complaint had been of the squeak though. I fixed that in five seconds. It was the middle hinge needing a bit of oil. Success: well the door's a lot quieter but if I'd oiled the hinge first that would have ended the complaints and left more time for the pub.
Bill