Urinal for the home

Why can't you buy a urinal for the home? Don't men get tired of pissing all over the toilet, floor and wall? If you don't think you do this, try cleaning the bathroom once in a while.

Reply to
Hipupchuck
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On Sun, 10 May 2009 09:25:47 -0400, against all advice, something compelled Hipupchuck , to say:

Who says you can't?

Reply to
Steve Daniels
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I agree with most of your list, but between my knee problems and wife's heart problems, the one story house is starting to look mighty good. If we ever do, it won't be a McMansion or larger than needed roof though. My deck is off the kitchen and eight feet above the ground so not many alternatives there either, except not to have one.

Reply to
Ed Pawlowski

Because they foolishly put legs on the utility sink. I just put a wood crate in front of the sink to give me a leg up... ;)

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Reply to
RicodJour

Right. You have to be pointing down rather than up and over, else any curvature will create a "siphon effect."

Reply to
HeyBub

Conservation is done because it is the right thing to do; being "green" is a fashion statement (and very profitable marketing strategy at the moment).

Jon

Reply to
Jon Danniken

I wouldn't try it, but when I was a kid my cousin did it thinking piss was water and water was a non-conductor. His shriek could be heard in the next county. I suppose the answer is complicated -- the stream is solid for a foot or two and then starts to come apart into droplets, so the distance from origin to fence is important.

Reply to
Bert Byfield

on 5/11/2009 12:33 AM (ET) Bert Byfield wrote the following:

Did you know your penis is rifled? See the urine spin as it comes out.

Reply to
willshak

I hope they did the rifling machine process a long time ago, before I can remember. That could hurt.

Reply to
Stormin Mormon

I thought that was the Coriolis effect.

Reply to
zxcvbob

I've heard that some of them are threaded to accept silencers.

TDD

Reply to
The Daring Dufas

Can't have too many pieces of tail. That's my motto!

Reply to
HeyBub

How snotty can you get? I'm always suspicious of people who use expressions like "tree huggers". FYI, we are the ones looking out for your grandchildren, while you right-wing it. (Or maybe you were being sarcastic? I hope so).

Supposed to save a lot of

Reply to
Amateur

It's interesting that you took umbrage, where very possibly no slight was intended, and still associated yourself with the term.

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RicodJour

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