Last year I spent considerable money to build a patio in our back
yard. At first it worked just fine. Our family would barabque out
there on weekends and we'd rest out there on lawn chairs after work.
It seemed to be paying for itself just by the relaxation it offerred.
Then came the problem. One day I came home from work and found two
men sitting in one of our lawn chairs. They were holding hands when I
found them. I told them to leave and they did. The next day I come
home and find seven naked men on our patio kissing each other and
doing other things I can not say on a public forum. This has
continued for several months and now our patio has become a playground
for all the homosexuals in town. Some days there are more than 100 of
them out there, and they wont leave when I ask them. They just ignore
me, or try to kiss me. When I called the police they told me that
there is nothing they can do to stop these men because they are on
private property. They claim if these men were doing these same
things on a public street or in a public building, they would be
arrested, but on private property there is little they can do. I can
almost swear that one of these homosexual men are one of the town's
cops, so that makes it even worse.
How can I stop this? I have already considered hiring a bulldozer
company and ripping up the patio, and just making it a lawn again. I
did remove all the lawn furniture a month ago, but they just brought
their own. My yard is littered with beer cans, liquor bottles, used
condoms, underwear, and other garbage. Some of them even urinate and
deficate on my lawn. My family refuses to even go out there anymore.
What can I do about this?