OT: Don't eat dead things found in your yard

BANG!
WTF?
Man goes outside and finds dead dove.
"The Lord provideth," he thinks to himself. He cooks the dove. Yum. He writes about the episode on his cooking blog.
Texas Department of Parks and Wildlife gets involved. The emails flood in ("Should have given the poor thing a Christian burial!," "Don't you wish it had been an eagle?"). And so forth.
Controversy calmed by application of locally-sourced donuts.
http://stateimpact.npr.org/texas/2012/10/26/how-one-food-blogger-caused-a-firestorm-for-parks-and-wildlife / A
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It was a Jewish dove. Descended from the one owned by Noah.
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Blasphemy!!! It was the dove owned by Noah.
Harry K
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