Nice store clerk

[Hipupchuck]

I was at Lowe's and the clerk ass if he could help me. I said I need a water hammer. He said I'll go ask my boss, i'm not familiar with those.

[Winston]

When he gets back you can send him out for a 'vapor lock'.

--Winston

[David Nebenzahl]

On 6/16/2009 7:49 AM Winston spake thus:

Only after he gets a round tuit.

[Oren]

Next I need wooden nickel for a project!

[Charlie]

Everybody knows that the water hammers are on the same shelf as the buckets of steam. That's two aisles over from the left handed screw drivers.

[LouB]

BUT I own a bit bucket!!!

Lou

[Winston]

Can I get a cordless screwdriver instead? Are they above or below the metric Crescent wrenches? Near the solar powered flashlights, yes?

--Winston

[Oren]

Just try to buy a bucket of electricity.

[rlz]

That's when you give a ID 10 T card.

-rle

[Harry L]

Can you make your own? Do you have the recipe?

[Oren]

Well, I tell the boss it's already checked out from the tool room.

Somebody has a chit/name tag already up there on the board hook.

[Kyle]

How do you "ass" someone? Is that like teabagging, but you use your butt instead?

I really hate when nouns become verbs...

[Stormin Mormon]

Hey, don't buy your vapor locks at Lowe's, they sell cheap ones. Get them at a Locksmith, and get the good ones. Professionally installed, slight extra charges apply.

[Stormin Mormon]

I do remember cleaning up from my spray can puncture adventure with a lot of red lantern oil.

[Stormin Mormon]

One of the news teams, years ago. Took some money, and went to buy a barrel of oil. "In the news, a barrel of oil is up to.... dollars." They had some strange reactions, but no one sold em one.

[sligoNoSPAMjoe]

What did his boss say?