How to remove your thing when it's stuck in a hole

If a guy gets his thing stuck in a hole, what is the best method to remove it?
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On Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:51:05 -0500, snipped-for-privacy@online.org wrote:

Like the unfortunate guy who got stuck in the mountain ravine... get out your pocket knife and bite your tounge.
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snipped-for-privacy@online.org, 9/28/2011,2:51:05 PM, wrote:

Ice.
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snipped-for-privacy@online.org wrote in

How is it stuck? It's so tiny. The "thing" is tiny.
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On 9/28/2011 2:51 PM, snipped-for-privacy@online.org wrote:

Go ask Nurse Ratched
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On Sep 28, 11:51am, snipped-for-privacy@online.org wrote:

It's known as a "penis", only juveniles refer to it as a "thing".
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