Uh, have you ever put a wrench on a water heater fitting? Ever take the an ode out? Takes serious muscle. It doesn't distort the tank. Obviously th e fittings are designed to take a load.
My point about the bolted tank is you really have to snug a bolt down tight , holding a plate and several thousand gallons (biggest tank we have at wor k is 420,000 gallons). If the glass coating can tolerate that, a homeowner with an 8 inch crescent isn't even noise.
I still don't drain a tank because I'm wary of the valve not closing. But if I started with a new tank I wouldn't be afraid to put a decent valve on it.